I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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