a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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