Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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