what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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