so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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