Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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