I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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