I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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