she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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