And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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