I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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