ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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