I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
bring money and cleavage
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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