I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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