Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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