I think i peed on brittanys purse
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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