No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
why is half of my head shaved?
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