When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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