Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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