All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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