Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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