didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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