I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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