I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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