For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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