I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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