You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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