FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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