Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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