i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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