I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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