Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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