I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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