Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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