WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
