talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh god the rape fog is back!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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