"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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