Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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