I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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