whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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