awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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