You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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