we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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