Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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