I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I love you.
Bad choice
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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