that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Do vagina's smell?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
These tits shall not be calmed
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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