i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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