Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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