Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
