How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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