but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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