I can tuck mytits in my pants
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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