have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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