didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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