just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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