I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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