Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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